Posted in Beach, Signs with Pictures, Surfing on Jun 20th, 2011
Try not to hit them before they hit the beach.
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The terrible sound of brakes squealing, followed by the instantaneous-eternal delay…and then the sickening sounds of blunt-force trauma and shattering surfboards. Lethal shards of blood-soaked polystyrene and fiberglass fly through the air, further endangering already endangered Piping Plovers. Gasoline tanker trucks encounter cleverly concealed ramps, flip, then burst into flame and explode for no apparent reason other than to satisfy a target audience of 13-year-old boys.
Another surfer tragically run down trying to cross the road to the beach. The EMTs do all they can, but it’s a losing battle. Ultimately, there’s nothing more they can do. It’s the Final Wipeout. Coughing up blood and fiberglass, the surfer utters his poignant last words. “Dude…I’m like…totally hosed…”
So senseless. If only there were some way to warn drivers about surfers crossing the road. But how?
Why did the surfer cross the road? Probably not to be killed. Maybe to avoid the ridiculous parking fees. No one knows for sure. But possibly this tragedy could have been averted with this simple sign, which is available on surfer t-shirts, surfing posters, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
Posted in Beach, Signs with Pictures, Surfing on Jun 19th, 2011
Take me to your beach, Earthling!
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Who can rip a monster wave while disintegrating humans? Alien Surfer, that’s who!
Yes, it’s Alien Surfer, strange visitor from another planet, with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men! Alien Surfer, who can change the course of mighty oceans, bend surfboards with his bare hands, and vaporize the human race!
Please note that alien surfers are prohibited in Arizona.
This rad and gnarly design is available on surfing posters, UFO & alien t-shirts, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
Your basic surfer sign, plus surfer lingo (see below)…
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Are you a Hodad? A Melvin? A Gnarly Waxwookie? Well, no need to stress, Gidge-itch. Even if you don’t know a Hodad from a gonad, you’ll still look like a Big Kahuna with this totally Rad surfer sign. And to help you get started, here are a few basic surfing terms you should know.
Surf Lingo
Alowha — to laugh quietly
ARGLURGARG — phrase used by drowning surfers
Backboard — what the EMTs strap you onto after you wipeout on the rocks
Cowabunga — an obese surfer
Crab Cakes — totally hot surfer chicks with STDs
Dumping — using the restroom
Garyism — ironic wit from Sponge Bob’s pet snail
Getting Tubed — watching television
Flushopolis — surfing near a waste treatment facility
Hanging 10 – a well-endowed surfer
Hodad — a prostitute’s father
Inverted Ariel — an upside-down mermaid
Kahookah — a very large bong
Kahunnukah — a Jewish surfer
Left-Hander — surfer whose right hand was eaten by a shark
Mushy — overly sentimental
Nar Nar — phrase used to taunt other surfers
Peeler — recovering from a bad sunburn
Point Break — losing your train of thought
Point Breakfast — eating an egg McMuffin on the beach
Poo Man — surfing proctologist
Rad — unit of absorbed radiation dose
Rippin’ – passing gas while surfing
Shred — destroy documents
Surfon — a lepton with wave-particle duality
Surfphilis — surfer STD
Surfficient — enough waves
Tubeular Pregnancy — impregnated by a surfer
UNGHHH — I have been hit in the crotch by a surfboard
Waxed — free of unsightly hair
Woody – a state of excitement
Yo — may I have your attention please
Yo Mama — your mother does embarrassing things
Yo Yo Mama — phrase used to insult a cellist
Zaboob — the breast
This rad and gnarly design is available on surfing posters, surfer t-shirts, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
