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A really BIG drink.

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Let’s face it, life can be tough. Sometimes you need a drink. A really BIG drink. Like several hundred gallons. But before you dive into a giant martini, please review these safety guidelines:

• Please dive into giant martinis responsibly.
• Wait one hour after eating before diving into a giant martini.
• Consumption of giant martinis impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.
• Giant martinis may contain giant olives, which constitute a choking hazard for giants.
• Consumption of giant martinis by the Jolly Green Giant may lead to widespread crop destruction and Sprout abuse.
• Keep giant martinis out of the reach of children, and Lindsay Lohan.

This funny drinking sign is available on shirts, t-shirts, posters, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.

Please drink responsibly.

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Sure, reckless endangerment, projectile vomiting, permanent liver and brain damage, blackouts, and protective custody are all fun, but sometimes you need to tone it down a little. Pace yourself. Reign it in just a bit. Set some personal limits. Just put the beer bong aside for a few minutes and take stock of yourself.

This funny drinking sign is available on shirts, t-shirts, posters, beer mugs, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store. Wear it on a first date, job interview, or to your next parent-teacher meeting. Also works well at church picnics and AA meetings.

Please share beer responsibly.

Buy this road sign! You can get this funny highway sign on a t-shirt, poster at the Road Sign Fun store.