Posted in Sex / Relationships on Jul 20th, 2010
I think I can fit you in then.
Look, spontaneity is nice and everything, but let’s be realistic here. It can be tough to squeeze it in during the week. Sure, you can try to cram it in between other commitments, but who would be satisfied with such a quick, frenzied experience, other than men? Better to wait until you have time for a truly rich experience involving candle-lit bathtubs, bubble bath, scented oils, scattered rose petals, foot massages, reading poetry out loud to one another, painting your toenails, and long conversations.
This design is available on posters, t shirts, sweatshirts, long sleeve t shirts, mousepads, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
Posted in Sex / Relationships on Jul 18th, 2010
Another birth control option.
You’d be surprised how many people see a No Shtupping sign, but still think it’s okay to shtup. Maybe later on tonight? Maybe in 5 minutes? NO. There will be NO SHTUPPING at ANY TIME. Got it?
Who says birth control has to be messy, difficult, or expensive? Just get this road sign on one of our shirts, then follow the simple instructions. What could be easier?
Attention Peoples Republic of China: this unique sign is also available in Chinese. Why resort to unpopular one-child policies, forced abortions, and forced sterilizations? Just get one of these signs for each person of child-bearing age in China, and watch it work its magic! I think I could probably get you a group discount. We could also go with something a little bit stronger like, “No Shtupping Or You Will Be Shot.” Just let me know.
This design is available on posters, t shirts, sweatshirts, long sleeve t shirts, mousepads, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
Posted in Sex / Relationships on Jul 18th, 2010
It’s not gonna happen.
Who says birth control has to be messy, difficult, or expensive? Just get this road sign on one of our shirts, then follow the simple instructions. What could be easier?
This unique sign is perfect for monks, nuns, eunuchs, and busy moms who just don’t have time for shtupping. Also recommended for hormone-crazed teenagers, college students, and the Octomom.
This design is available on posters, t shirts, sweatshirts, long sleeve t shirts, mousepads, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
Posted in Sex / Relationships on Jul 14th, 2010
All systems are GO.
Are you cleared for launch and ready to blast off? To boldly go where no man has gone before? To ride the rocket of desire to the heights of ecstasy? Well, stop talking and engage your thruster already!
This unique sign is truly unforgettable. Wear it on a first date, job interview, or just to liven up the synagogue. Get one for your boyfriend. Your girlfriend. Your fiance. Your rabbi.
This sign also works as a funny engagement, honeymoon, or newly-wed gift, and is available on posters, t shirts, sweatshirts, long sleeve t shirts, mousepads, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
Posted in Sex / Relationships on Jul 14th, 2010
Oy gevalt, it’s a Shtup sign! That’s meshugeh!
Shtup. The little Yiddish word that means so much is now a funny road sign. Perfect for home, office, or synagogue. A funny gift for both jews and goyim. Works well on a blind date, at parent-teacher meetings, or to meet your future in-laws for the first time — anywhere you need to make a good first impression.
The Shtup sign also works as a funny engagement, honeymoon, or newly-wed gift. Get one for your boyfriend, girlfriend, or rabbi. This unique design is available on posters, t shirts, sweatshirts, long sleeve t shirts, mousepads, and other funny gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
Don’t tase me, bro. The rallying cry that took the Internet by storm is now a funny road sign. Get it on a t shirt, poster, and other unique gifts. Order today! Or I’ll tase you. Bro.
Let the world know that you will absolutely not stand for — WILL NOT STAND FOR — debilitating electric shocks. This unique design is available on posters, t shirts, sweatshirts, long sleeve t shirts, mousepads, and other funny gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
Posted in Song Lyrics on Jul 6th, 2010
My trunk is also off limits.
Are you fed up with people who try to touch your junk, junk? Get this trendy design on one of our cool urban clothing items, and your junk will remain un-molested. It’s more than just a shirt. It’s urban clothing. Trendy hip hop fashion. Club wear. Funky but chic. An important part of a good breakfast cool urban outfit.
Tell the world your junk is sacred. Makes a great party shirt, dance t shirt, or club shirt. This unique design is available on t shirts, tanks, spaghetti tanks, cap sleeve t-shirts, juniors clothing, plus size clothing, and more at the Road Sign Fun store.
Posted in Barfing, Drinking on Jun 30th, 2010
You’ve got the day off. Go Crazy.
Ah, Sundays & Holidays. A perfect time to eat, drink, and be nauseous. Scarfing down junk food. Binge drinking. Projectile vomiting. Good times, good times. But for the rest of the week, you need to reign it in. That’s where this sign comes in handy. You’re welcome.
This unique design is available on college dorm room posters, cool tee shirts, and other merchandise at the Road Sign Fun store. This funny and slightly offensive t shirt even works as a funny pregnancy or maternity t shirt.
Posted in Music on Jun 28th, 2010
You used to rock out without warning.
Now there’s a warning.
Rock on, dude.
Buy this road sign! You can get this funny highway sign on t-shirts, posters, and other merchandise at the Road Sign Fun store.
This design looks great on one of our cool tee shirts (we have t shirts, golf shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies, long sleeve t shirts, bags, & more). This rock and roll t shirt is perfect if you’re in a rock band, or just headed for the Hard Rock Cafe. Or buy it on a poster — it’s perfect college dorm room decor. Rock on…
Posted in Sex / Relationships on Jun 21st, 2010
A homage to David Spade? Bitter sarcasm? Or a sincere plea for oneness and love? Yes, yes, and yes! This versatile design offers many possible interpretations. But we’re leaning toward sarcasm.
Buy this road sign! You can get this funny highway sign on t-shirts, posters, and other merchandise at the Road Sign Fun store.
