Posted in Sex / Relationships on Jul 20th, 2010
I think I can fit you in then.
Look, spontaneity is nice and everything, but let’s be realistic here. It can be tough to squeeze it in during the week. Sure, you can try to cram it in between other commitments, but who would be satisfied with such a quick, frenzied experience, other than men? Better to wait until you have time for a truly rich experience involving candle-lit bathtubs, bubble bath, scented oils, scattered rose petals, foot massages, reading poetry out loud to one another, painting your toenails, and long conversations.
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Posted in Sex / Relationships on Jul 18th, 2010
Another birth control option.
You’d be surprised how many people see a No Shtupping sign, but still think it’s okay to shtup. Maybe later on tonight? Maybe in 5 minutes? NO. There will be NO SHTUPPING at ANY TIME. Got it?
Who says birth control has to be messy, difficult, or expensive? Just get this road sign on one of our shirts, then follow the simple instructions. What could be easier?
Attention Peoples Republic of China: this unique sign is also available in Chinese. Why resort to unpopular one-child policies, forced abortions, and forced sterilizations? Just get one of these signs for each person of child-bearing age in China, and watch it work its magic! I think I could probably get you a group discount. We could also go with something a little bit stronger like, “No Shtupping Or You Will Be Shot.” Just let me know.
This design is available on posters, t shirts, sweatshirts, long sleeve t shirts, mousepads, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
Posted in Sex / Relationships on Jul 18th, 2010
It’s not gonna happen.
Who says birth control has to be messy, difficult, or expensive? Just get this road sign on one of our shirts, then follow the simple instructions. What could be easier?
This unique sign is perfect for monks, nuns, eunuchs, and busy moms who just don’t have time for shtupping. Also recommended for hormone-crazed teenagers, college students, and the Octomom.
This design is available on posters, t shirts, sweatshirts, long sleeve t shirts, mousepads, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
Posted in Song Lyrics on Jul 6th, 2010
My trunk is also off limits.
Are you fed up with people who try to touch your junk, junk? Get this trendy design on one of our cool urban clothing items, and your junk will remain un-molested. It’s more than just a shirt. It’s urban clothing. Trendy hip hop fashion. Club wear. Funky but chic. An important part of a good breakfast cool urban outfit.
Tell the world your junk is sacred. Makes a great party shirt, dance t shirt, or club shirt. This unique design is available on t shirts, tanks, spaghetti tanks, cap sleeve t-shirts, juniors clothing, plus size clothing, and more at the Road Sign Fun store.
