Posted in Beach, Signs with Pictures, Surfing on Jun 19th, 2011
Take me to your beach, Earthling!
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Who can rip a monster wave while disintegrating humans? Alien Surfer, that’s who!
Yes, it’s Alien Surfer, strange visitor from another planet, with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men! Alien Surfer, who can change the course of mighty oceans, bend surfboards with his bare hands, and vaporize the human race!
Please note that alien surfers are prohibited in Arizona.
This rad and gnarly design is available on surfing posters, UFO & alien t-shirts, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
Your basic surfer sign, plus surfer lingo (see below)…
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Are you a Hodad? A Melvin? A Gnarly Waxwookie? Well, no need to stress, Gidge-itch. Even if you don’t know a Hodad from a gonad, you’ll still look like a Big Kahuna with this totally Rad surfer sign. And to help you get started, here are a few basic surfing terms you should know.
Surf Lingo
Alowha — to laugh quietly
ARGLURGARG — phrase used by drowning surfers
Backboard — what the EMTs strap you onto after you wipeout on the rocks
Cowabunga — an obese surfer
Crab Cakes — totally hot surfer chicks with STDs
Dumping — using the restroom
Garyism — ironic wit from Sponge Bob’s pet snail
Getting Tubed — watching television
Flushopolis — surfing near a waste treatment facility
Hanging 10 – a well-endowed surfer
Hodad — a prostitute’s father
Inverted Ariel — an upside-down mermaid
Kahookah — a very large bong
Kahunnukah — a Jewish surfer
Left-Hander — surfer whose right hand was eaten by a shark
Mushy — overly sentimental
Nar Nar — phrase used to taunt other surfers
Peeler — recovering from a bad sunburn
Point Break — losing your train of thought
Point Breakfast — eating an egg McMuffin on the beach
Poo Man — surfing proctologist
Rad — unit of absorbed radiation dose
Rippin’ – passing gas while surfing
Shred — destroy documents
Surfon — a lepton with wave-particle duality
Surfphilis — surfer STD
Surfficient — enough waves
Tubeular Pregnancy — impregnated by a surfer
UNGHHH — I have been hit in the crotch by a surfboard
Waxed — free of unsightly hair
Woody – a state of excitement
Yo — may I have your attention please
Yo Mama — your mother does embarrassing things
Yo Yo Mama — phrase used to insult a cellist
Zaboob — the breast
This rad and gnarly design is available on surfing posters, surfer t-shirts, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
Posted in Beach, Movies, Signs with Pictures on Jun 12th, 2011
Dum dum dum dum…
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You’re having a great time at the beach, frolicking with the harbor seals, when you hear people screaming something from the shore. And there’s some guy with a cello who keeps playing the same two notes over and over again. Suddenly the seals are gone and you find yourself face to face with one of the most terrifying creatures on Earth — Rush Limbaugh in a Speedo.
Okay, it’s not Rush Limbaugh, it’s a great white shark. As you swim for your very life, the guy with the cello plays faster and faster. Let’s face it, you’re in serious trouble, chum. (Get it? Chum?). It’s the soundtrack to your death, and when it gets to the part where the tuba kicks in, you’re shark meat. Oh, crap!
This design is available on posters, t shirts, sweatshirts, long sleeve t shirts, mousepads, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
Posted in Beach, Movies, Signs with Pictures on May 30th, 2011
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water…
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When John Williams first demonstrated his idea for the Jaws theme to Steven Spielberg, playing just the two notes on a piano, Spielberg was said to have laughed, thinking it was a joke. But it became probably the most recognizable piece of suspense music of all time.
All you have to do is start chanting, “Dum-dum dum-dum dum-dum dum-dum,” and everyone knows it’s Jaws. That’s right up there with other lyric-less classics such as the theme from The Twilight Zone (doo-doo doo-doo, doo-doo doo-doo) and the Wedding March (da-da da-dum, da-da da-dum).
This design is available on posters, t shirts, sweatshirts, long sleeve t shirts, mousepads, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
