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A really BIG drink.

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Let’s face it, life can be tough. Sometimes you need a drink. A really BIG drink. Like several hundred gallons. But before you dive into a giant martini, please review these safety guidelines:

• Please dive into giant martinis responsibly.
• Wait one hour after eating before diving into a giant martini.
• Consumption of giant martinis impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.
• Giant martinis may contain giant olives, which constitute a choking hazard for giants.
• Consumption of giant martinis by the Jolly Green Giant may lead to widespread crop destruction and Sprout abuse.
• Keep giant martinis out of the reach of children, and Lindsay Lohan.

This funny drinking sign is available on shirts, t-shirts, posters, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.

Please drink responsibly.

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Sure, reckless endangerment, projectile vomiting, permanent liver and brain damage, blackouts, and protective custody are all fun, but sometimes you need to tone it down a little. Pace yourself. Reign it in just a bit. Set some personal limits. Just put the beer bong aside for a few minutes and take stock of yourself.

This funny drinking sign is available on shirts, t-shirts, posters, beer mugs, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store. Wear it on a first date, job interview, or to your next parent-teacher meeting. Also works well at church picnics and AA meetings.

Try to make it to the bushes.

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All these rules and regulations about throwing up. Sometimes it seems ridiculous. Maybe we shouldn’t allow The Man to dictate where we can and cannot barf. Maybe we should rise up — and throw up — wherever we please, whenever we please. But I guess without the rules there would be complete anarchy. And a lot more vomit.

This unique design is available on college dorm room posters, cool tee shirts, and other merchandise at the Road Sign Fun store. This funny and slightly offensive t shirt even works as a funny pregnancy or maternity t shirt.

You’ve got the day off. Go Crazy.

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Ah, Sundays & Holidays. A perfect time to eat, drink, and be nauseous. Scarfing down junk food. Binge drinking. Projectile vomiting. Good times, good times. But for the rest of the week, you need to reign it in.  That’s where this sign comes in handy. You’re welcome.

This unique design is available on college dorm room posters, cool tee shirts, and other merchandise at the Road Sign Fun store. This funny and slightly offensive t shirt even works as a funny pregnancy or maternity t shirt.

Sometimes you just have to be strict.

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Often people will see a No Barfing sign, but for some reason they still think it’s okay to throw up. This sign removes all doubt — there will be no throwing up at any time whatsoever. What a relief!

This unique design is available on college dorm room posters, cool tee shirts, and other merchandise. This funny and slightly offensive t shirt even works as a funny pregnancy or maternity t shirt.

Please share beer responsibly.

Buy this road sign! You can get this funny highway sign on a t-shirt, poster at the Road Sign Fun store.