Surfer
Posted in Beach, Signs with Pictures, Sports, Surfing on Jun 18th, 2011
Your basic surfer sign, plus surfer lingo (see below)…
Are you a Hodad? A Melvin? A Gnarly Waxwookie? Well, no need to stress, Gidge-itch. Even if you don’t know a Hodad from a gonad, you’ll still look like a Big Kahuna with this totally Rad surfer sign. And to help you get started, here are a few basic surfing terms you should know.
Surf Lingo
Alowha — to laugh quietly
ARGLURGARG — phrase used by drowning surfers
Backboard — what the EMTs strap you onto after you wipeout on the rocks
Cowabunga — an obese surfer
Crab Cakes — totally hot surfer chicks with STDs
Dumping — using the restroom
Garyism — ironic wit from Sponge Bob’s pet snail
Getting Tubed — watching television
Flushopolis — surfing near a waste treatment facility
Hanging 10 – a well-endowed surfer
Hodad — a prostitute’s father
Inverted Ariel — an upside-down mermaid
Kahookah — a very large bong
Kahunnukah — a Jewish surfer
Left-Hander — surfer whose right hand was eaten by a shark
Mushy — overly sentimental
Nar Nar — phrase used to taunt other surfers
Peeler — recovering from a bad sunburn
Point Break — losing your train of thought
Point Breakfast — eating an egg McMuffin on the beach
Poo Man — surfing proctologist
Rad — unit of absorbed radiation dose
Rippin’ – passing gas while surfing
Shred — destroy documents
Surfon — a lepton with wave-particle duality
Surfphilis — surfer STD
Surfficient — enough waves
Tubeular Pregnancy — impregnated by a surfer
UNGHHH — I have been hit in the crotch by a surfboard
Waxed — free of unsightly hair
Woody – a state of excitement
Yo — may I have your attention please
Yo Mama — your mother does embarrassing things
Yo Yo Mama — phrase used to insult a cellist
Zaboob — the breast
This rad and gnarly design is available on surfing posters, surfer t-shirts, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
