Posted in Music, Song Lyrics on Dec 4th, 2011
Dry your tears, I say.
Buy this road sign!
No Woman, No Cry. What we have here is the ultimate break-up song for men. Men who have been badly hurt. Men who have had their hearts ripped out by some heartless, manipulative, soul-killing bitch-on-wheels. Men so devastated that all they can do is sit in the government yards in Trenchtown and share cornmeal porridge with other emotionally castrated men. And presumably smoke mass quantities of marijuana.
Actually, according to Wikipedia, “No Woman, No Cry” is really entreating a woman not to cry. It would be rendered “No, woman, nuh cry” in Jamaican Patois. The “nuh,” which makes a shorter vowel sound for “no,” is the equivalent of the contraction “don’t.” So it would be, “No Woman, Don’t Cry.”
But the coolest thing about this song is that Bob Marley gave the songwriter credits to “V. Ford.” Vincent Ford was a friend of Marley’s who ran a soup kitchen in Trenchtown, the ghetto of Kingston, Jamaica where Marley grew up. The royalty checks received by Ford ensured the survival and continual running of his soup kitchen. In all probability, Bob Marley wrote the song, but wanted Vincent Ford — and the soup kitchen — to have the royalties. And stick it to the record company at the same time. Not bad.
This No Woman No Cry sign is available on posters, t-shirts, and other assorted crap cool stuff at the Road Sign Fun store.
Posted in Music, Seniors, Song Lyrics on Aug 17th, 2010
Don’t fear the cowbell, either.
This versatile design will work for you whether you’re highly religious, a total bad-ass, or just a fan of Blue Oyster Cult. If you’re a highly religious bad-ass who likes Blue Oyster Cult, please seek professional help.
This design is available on posters, t shirts, sweatshirts, long sleeve t shirts, mousepads, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
Note: this sign is not intended to promote or encourage suicide. If you are considering suicide, please seek help.
You should also seek more cowbell:
*Video:i need more cowbell
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I think it’s somewhere in New Jersey.
Just Kidding, New Jersey! You know we love you.
For many of us, the Highway to Hell happens twice a day — on the way to and from work. For others, it’s a trip to the dentist, a drive to visit relatives, or maybe the drive to your colonoscopy.
If there’s somewhere you don’t want to go, this is the shirt for you. Also, if you wear this t-shirt, people will think you are a biker, satanist, hardcore ACDC fan, or all of the above. Cool!
One last note. This sign was requested — we take requests! If there’s a sign you’d like to see, contact us and we’ll do our best to get it done.
This design is available on posters, t shirts, sweatshirts, long sleeve t shirts, mousepads, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
Posted in Song Lyrics on Jul 6th, 2010
Get out your seats and jump around.
If you came to get down, please follow these simple steps:
- Jump around.
- Jump around some more.
- Jump Up.
- Jump up again.
- Get down.
IMPORTANT: WAIT 45 MINUTES AFTER EATING before jumping up and getting down. You could get a cramp.
Let the world know that not only did you come to get down, but you could also jump up and get down — without warning — at any time. This unique design is available on posters, t shirts, sweatshirts, long sleeve t shirts, mousepads, and other assorted crap funny gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
Posted in Song Lyrics on Jul 6th, 2010
Be gentle with me.
Only you can prevent heart-phunking. Get this trendy design on one of our cool urban clothing items, and your heart will remain un-phunked. It’s more than just a shirt. It’s urban clothing. Trendy hip hop fashion. Club wear. Phunky but chic. An important part of a good breakfast cool urban outfit.
Makes a great party shirt, dance t shirt, or club shirt. This unique design is available on t shirts, tanks, spaghetti tanks, cap sleeve t-shirts, juniors clothing, plus size clothing, and more at the Road Sign Fun store.
Posted in Song Lyrics on Jul 6th, 2010
Phunking with my junk is completely forbidden.
Are you fed up with people phunking with your junk? Tell the world your junk is sacred. Get this trendy design on one of our cool urban clothing items, and your junk will remain un-molested. It’s more than just a shirt. It’s urban clothing. Trendy hip hop fashion. Club wear. Phunky but chic. An important part of a good breakfast cool urban outfit.
Makes a great party shirt, dance t shirt, or club shirt. This unique design is available on t shirts, tanks, spaghetti tanks, cap sleeve t-shirts, juniors clothing, plus size clothing, and more at the Road Sign Fun store.
Posted in Song Lyrics on Jul 6th, 2010
My trunk is also off limits.
Are you fed up with people who try to touch your junk, junk? Get this trendy design on one of our cool urban clothing items, and your junk will remain un-molested. It’s more than just a shirt. It’s urban clothing. Trendy hip hop fashion. Club wear. Funky but chic. An important part of a good breakfast cool urban outfit.
Tell the world your junk is sacred. Makes a great party shirt, dance t shirt, or club shirt. This unique design is available on t shirts, tanks, spaghetti tanks, cap sleeve t-shirts, juniors clothing, plus size clothing, and more at the Road Sign Fun store.
Posted in Song Lyrics on Jun 17th, 2010
What would happen if Lady Gaga worked for the Highway Department? For one thing, the uniforms would probably be a lot more interesting. And something like this might happen…
I know that we are young, and I know that you may love me, but I just can’t be with you like this anymore, Alejandro. But at least we’ll have a t-shirt to remember us by…
