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If you’re going to die, you might as well do it someplace warm and sunny. Someplace like Florida, where half the population is on the way out to begin with. Where a night out on the town starts at 4:30, and it’s BYOD (Bring Your Own Defibrillator).
This design is available on posters, t shirts, sweatshirts, long sleeve t shirts, mousepads, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
Posted in Music, Seniors, Song Lyrics on Aug 17th, 2010
Don’t fear the cowbell, either.
This versatile design will work for you whether you’re highly religious, a total bad-ass, or just a fan of Blue Oyster Cult. If you’re a highly religious bad-ass who likes Blue Oyster Cult, please seek professional help.
This design is available on posters, t shirts, sweatshirts, long sleeve t shirts, mousepads, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
Note: this sign is not intended to promote or encourage suicide. If you are considering suicide, please seek help.
You should also seek more cowbell:
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Posted in Seniors on Jul 2nd, 2010
I’m sorry, grandma, but we just don’t see the point in taking heroic action if something were to…you know…happen…
Sure, this sign on a t-shirt would make a cheap unique retirement gift, or a downright disturbing hilarious gift for nana, poppa, or great aunt what’s her name, but it’s not just for friggin old people seniors. In fact, I plan on wearing this to my next trip to hell on earth engineering meeting. That way, when I lapse into a coma, I can just go into The Light and not have to come back to purgatory the meeting. Otherwise, one of the geeks engineers might grab the portable defibrillator and bring me back…to listen to more bullshit detailed technical explanations about dubious code patches bug fixes, how friggin slow we are schedule updates, and bugs we can’t really fix new features.
Anywho, to shamelessly repeat keywords reiterate: are you looking for gift ideas for people who will be dead soon seniors or retirees? This sign would make an insulting inspired gag gift for seniors. Also highly questionable perfect as a retirement present, a weird unique gift for grandma or grandpa, or a retirement gift for doctors. This morbid unique design is available on posters, t shirts, sweatshirts, long sleeve t shirts, mousepads, and other cheap crap gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
