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Yo, Ichabod! Don’t lose ya head, brah!

the headless horseman

Buy this road sign!

Headless horsemen used to have it pretty rough. Let’s face it, it’s easy to be misunderstood when you ride forth through Sleepy Hollow in a nightly quest to find your head, or a suitable replacement head.

But thanks to the Americans with Disabilities act, it is no longer legal to discriminate against headless horsemen. It’s also insensitive to refer to them as headless horsemen. They should now be referred to as the “headlessly challenged.”

This headless horseman sign is perfect for Halloween, equestrians, or headless people, and is available on shirts, t-shirts, posters, and other headless equestrian supplies at the Road Sign Fun store.

Do Or Do Not There Is No Try

Buy this, you must.

Do or do not, there is no try -- a Yoda quote as a funny road sign. You can get this road sign on t-shirts, posters, and other unique gifts at roadsignfun.com

Funny road signs, a Jedi must wear. A quote from Yoda, this is. Buy it, you must, hmmmm? Cool, you will be…yes… Awesome, people will think you are. Tired of speaking like this, I am.

This design  is available on posters, t shirts, sweatshirts, long sleeve t shirts, mousepads, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.

Route 666

It’s a Beastly commute.

Route 666 -- a highway sign. You can get this road sign on posters, t shirts, and more at roadsignfun.com

Route 666 actually exists in Pennsylvania and New Jersey. It’s just off of the Demonic Parkway. Apparently people keep stealing the signs, so it’s hard to keep the route marked. So, as a public service, here’s your route 666 sign. Completely legal. Because you Beast-worshipers are already in enough trouble.

This design  is available on posters, t shirts, sweatshirts, long sleeve t shirts, mousepads, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.

Highway to Hell

I think it’s somewhere in New Jersey.

Highway to Hell -- a funny road sign. You can get this road sign on t shirts, posters, and other unique gifts at roadsignfun.com

Just Kidding, New Jersey! You know we love you.

For many of us, the Highway to Hell happens twice a day — on the way to and from work. For others, it’s a trip to the dentist, a drive to visit relatives, or maybe the drive to your colonoscopy.

If there’s somewhere you don’t want to go, this is the shirt for you. Also, if you wear this t-shirt, people will think you are a biker, satanist, hardcore ACDC fan, or all of the above. Cool!

One last note. This sign was requested — we take requests! If there’s a sign you’d like to see, contact us and we’ll do our best to get it done.

This design  is available on posters, t shirts, sweatshirts, long sleeve t shirts, mousepads, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.

Invisible people are so easy to miss. They just seem to come out of nowhere!

Invisible Ped Xing (Invisible Pedestrians Crossing) -- a funny road sign. You can get this unique design on t shirts, posters, and other cool gifts at roadsignfun.com

We’ve all been through it before. You’re driving down the road, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear a loud thump. It sounds like you hit something, but you didn’t see anything. You stop and find a new dent on the front fender…and there’s a moaning noise coming from the side of the road. Great. Just great. You’ve hit an invisible pedestrian. Again. If only there had been a sign!

Well, now there’s a sign to help warn us all about invisible men, women and children. The world will be a much better — and safer — place for both visible and invisible people. But only if you spread the word by buying and posting as many of these signs as you can. Several dozen would be good.

Get them. Post them. And just maybe save an invisible life.

This unique design is available on posters, t shirts, sweatshirts, long sleeve t shirts, mousepads, and other funny gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.