Yo, Ichabod! Don’t lose ya head, brah!
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Headless horsemen used to have it pretty rough. Let’s face it, it’s easy to be misunderstood when you ride forth through Sleepy Hollow in a nightly quest to find your head, or a suitable replacement head.
But thanks to the Americans with Disabilities act, it is no longer legal to discriminate against headless horsemen. It’s also insensitive to refer to them as headless horsemen. They should now be referred to as the “headlessly challenged.”
This headless horseman sign is perfect for Halloween, equestrians, or headless people, and is available on shirts, t-shirts, posters, and other headless equestrian supplies at the Road Sign Fun store.
Posted in Signs with Pictures on Aug 28th, 2011
Get your wallet and your shovel ready.
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Do you like to shovel manure? I mean really like to shovel manure? Do you have a lot of money and spare time? Then you should get a horse!
And if you’re getting a horse, you’re going to need some signs warning motorists that a rich, elitist snob horseback riding enthusiast may be trying to make others feel inferior cross the road. And you’re also going to need some equestrian apparel, sometimes referred to as “horse clothes” by the ignorant lower classes laymen.
Well, look no further. This horse sign is available on shirts, t-shirts, posters, and other essential equestrian supplies at the Road Sign Fun store.
Posted in Beach, Signs with Pictures, Surfing on Jun 20th, 2011
Try not to hit them before they hit the beach.
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The terrible sound of brakes squealing, followed by the instantaneous-eternal delay…and then the sickening sounds of blunt-force trauma and shattering surfboards. Lethal shards of blood-soaked polystyrene and fiberglass fly through the air, further endangering already endangered Piping Plovers. Gasoline tanker trucks encounter cleverly concealed ramps, flip, then burst into flame and explode for no apparent reason other than to satisfy a target audience of 13-year-old boys.
Another surfer tragically run down trying to cross the road to the beach. The EMTs do all they can, but it’s a losing battle. Ultimately, there’s nothing more they can do. It’s the Final Wipeout. Coughing up blood and fiberglass, the surfer utters his poignant last words. “Dude…I’m like…totally hosed…”
So senseless. If only there were some way to warn drivers about surfers crossing the road. But how?
Why did the surfer cross the road? Probably not to be killed. Maybe to avoid the ridiculous parking fees. No one knows for sure. But possibly this tragedy could have been averted with this simple sign, which is available on surfer t-shirts, surfing posters, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
Posted in Beach, Signs with Pictures, Surfing on Jun 19th, 2011
Take me to your beach, Earthling!
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Who can rip a monster wave while disintegrating humans? Alien Surfer, that’s who!
Yes, it’s Alien Surfer, strange visitor from another planet, with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men! Alien Surfer, who can change the course of mighty oceans, bend surfboards with his bare hands, and vaporize the human race!
Please note that alien surfers are prohibited in Arizona.
This rad and gnarly design is available on surfing posters, UFO & alien t-shirts, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
Your basic surfer sign, plus surfer lingo (see below)…
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Are you a Hodad? A Melvin? A Gnarly Waxwookie? Well, no need to stress, Gidge-itch. Even if you don’t know a Hodad from a gonad, you’ll still look like a Big Kahuna with this totally Rad surfer sign. And to help you get started, here are a few basic surfing terms you should know.
Surf Lingo
Alowha — to laugh quietly
ARGLURGARG — phrase used by drowning surfers
Backboard — what the EMTs strap you onto after you wipeout on the rocks
Cowabunga — an obese surfer
Crab Cakes — totally hot surfer chicks with STDs
Dumping — using the restroom
Garyism — ironic wit from Sponge Bob’s pet snail
Getting Tubed — watching television
Flushopolis — surfing near a waste treatment facility
Hanging 10 – a well-endowed surfer
Hodad — a prostitute’s father
Inverted Ariel — an upside-down mermaid
Kahookah — a very large bong
Kahunnukah — a Jewish surfer
Left-Hander — surfer whose right hand was eaten by a shark
Mushy — overly sentimental
Nar Nar — phrase used to taunt other surfers
Peeler — recovering from a bad sunburn
Point Break — losing your train of thought
Point Breakfast — eating an egg McMuffin on the beach
Poo Man — surfing proctologist
Rad — unit of absorbed radiation dose
Rippin’ – passing gas while surfing
Shred — destroy documents
Surfon — a lepton with wave-particle duality
Surfphilis — surfer STD
Surfficient — enough waves
Tubeular Pregnancy — impregnated by a surfer
UNGHHH — I have been hit in the crotch by a surfboard
Waxed — free of unsightly hair
Woody – a state of excitement
Yo — may I have your attention please
Yo Mama — your mother does embarrassing things
Yo Yo Mama — phrase used to insult a cellist
Zaboob — the breast
This rad and gnarly design is available on surfing posters, surfer t-shirts, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
Posted in Beach, Movies, Signs with Pictures on Jun 12th, 2011
Dum dum dum dum…
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You’re having a great time at the beach, frolicking with the harbor seals, when you hear people screaming something from the shore. And there’s some guy with a cello who keeps playing the same two notes over and over again. Suddenly the seals are gone and you find yourself face to face with one of the most terrifying creatures on Earth — Rush Limbaugh in a Speedo.
Okay, it’s not Rush Limbaugh, it’s a great white shark. As you swim for your very life, the guy with the cello plays faster and faster. Let’s face it, you’re in serious trouble, chum. (Get it? Chum?). It’s the soundtrack to your death, and when it gets to the part where the tuba kicks in, you’re shark meat. Oh, crap!
This design is available on posters, t shirts, sweatshirts, long sleeve t shirts, mousepads, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
Posted in Beach, Movies, Signs with Pictures on May 30th, 2011
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water…
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When John Williams first demonstrated his idea for the Jaws theme to Steven Spielberg, playing just the two notes on a piano, Spielberg was said to have laughed, thinking it was a joke. But it became probably the most recognizable piece of suspense music of all time.
All you have to do is start chanting, “Dum-dum dum-dum dum-dum dum-dum,” and everyone knows it’s Jaws. That’s right up there with other lyric-less classics such as the theme from The Twilight Zone (doo-doo doo-doo, doo-doo doo-doo) and the Wedding March (da-da da-dum, da-da da-dum).
This design is available on posters, t shirts, sweatshirts, long sleeve t shirts, mousepads, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
Posted in Random, Signs with Pictures on Aug 26th, 2010
It’s the hottest club around.
Glee club? Debate Team? DECA? Get real. Radiation Club blows them all away. We’re talking deadly ionizing radiation here. Alpha particles, Beta particles, Gamma rays. Cell damage. Cancer. Radiation Club RULES.
This design is available on posters, t shirts, sweatshirts, long sleeve t shirts, mousepads, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
Do you positively radiate sex appeal?
Are you so hot you should come with a warning sign? Do you emit high doses of sex radiation, with drooling as one of the side effects? Do stars fall from the sky every time you walk by? Then this is the sign for you, Mr. or Ms. Tasty.
This design is available on posters, t shirts, sweatshirts, long sleeve t shirts, mousepads, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
Posted in Random, Signs with Pictures on Aug 12th, 2010
Unless you are in fact a cow, and in a loving, committed bovine relationship.
If one pauses to reflect on the physical aspects of a human being giving birth to a full-grown cow, one can see what this phrase alludes to in terms of emotional expressiveness. A fully gestated calf typically weighs between 80-100 pounds at birth, so even having a baby cow would be extremely uncomfortable for most humans. Cowabunga, indeed.
This design is available on posters, t shirts, sweatshirts, long sleeve t shirts, mousepads, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
