Funny road signs on t-shirts, posters, & more
No mas, por favor!
No mas, no more! Seriously, no more, I give up. You win, world. I just can’t take any more. At least for now. Probably things will look brighter por la manana. I hope.
Tell the world you’re not a loser, you’re a surrenderer. Yes, I realize that’s not a word, but the point is you chose to give up. You weren’t really beaten. It was strategic, comprende?
This No Mas sign is available on posters, t-shirts, and other assorted stuff at the Road Sign Fun store.
Don’t make me release the Quiet Coyotes…
Hey, blabbermouth. Yes, it’s a beautiful day. No, I can’t believe that guy said that to you. That’s pretty weird, maybe you should see a doctor about that. No, I don’t want to look at it, your description was more than adequate.
I am now turning to my computer. Eye contact has been broken. I am placing my hands on the keyboard. My smile is becoming increasingly strained, and my responses have become barely audible grunts. But still you prattle on. Apparently, a stronger hint is required.
With this sign, there’s no need for sushing noises, harshly whispered threats of eviction, or even the “quiet coyote” hand signal. Perfect for work, libraries, schools, dorm rooms — anywhere you need to get the message across that people might eventually need to SHUT UP.
This funny Be Quiet sign is available on posters, t-shirts, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
Or another.
A one way sign…but with two arrows. So puzzling. So equivocal. So ambiguous. So — dare I say it — intellectually stimulating. And yet totally accessible, even for complete imbeciles. A metaphor for life, perhaps, where things are not always what they seem. A life in which there’s a sign on the street, but you want to be sure, because you know sometimes words have two meanings. Let’s face it, sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven. And it makes me wonder. Oooooh it really makes me wonder.
And it’s whispered that soon if we all buy this sign, then the piper will lead us to reason. And a new day will dawn for those who buy one, and the forests will echo with laughter. Does anybody remember laughter?
This design is available on posters, t shirts, sweatshirts, long sleeve t shirts, mousepads, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
This should help clear the air.
My job used to stink. Literally. There was this guy in my office — I’ll call him “Bob,” because that’s his real name — who used to come into my cubicle and fart all the time. I tried subtle hints, saying things like, “Hey Bob, I just happened to notice that it started to smell like human feces right after you came in here,” and, “Whoa, it smells like someone had Chinese again last night.” Nothing worked. But then I posted this sign, and Bob finally got the message. Now if I could just get him to stop sexually harassing me!
This design is available on posters, t shirts, sweatshirts, long sleeve t shirts, mousepads, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
Posted in Random, Signs with Pictures on Aug 26th, 2010
It’s the hottest club around.
Glee club? Debate Team? DECA? Get real. Radiation Club blows them all away. We’re talking deadly ionizing radiation here. Alpha particles, Beta particles, Gamma rays. Cell damage. Cancer. Radiation Club RULES.
This design is available on posters, t shirts, sweatshirts, long sleeve t shirts, mousepads, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
Posted in Random, Signs with Pictures on Aug 12th, 2010
Unless you are in fact a cow, and in a loving, committed bovine relationship.
If one pauses to reflect on the physical aspects of a human being giving birth to a full-grown cow, one can see what this phrase alludes to in terms of emotional expressiveness. A fully gestated calf typically weighs between 80-100 pounds at birth, so even having a baby cow would be extremely uncomfortable for most humans. Cowabunga, indeed.
This design is available on posters, t shirts, sweatshirts, long sleeve t shirts, mousepads, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
Posted in Random on Aug 9th, 2010
We really appreciate it.
Let’s face it, people can really suck sometimes. This sign is a gentle reminder that it doesn’t have to be that way. People don’t have to suck. We could try to be…non-sucky. Nice, even. Wouldn’t the world be a better place if we all tried not to suck?
This design is available on posters, t shirts, sweatshirts, long sleeve t shirts, mousepads, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
Posted in Random on Jul 6th, 2010
Unless you really feel it’s necessary.
Don’t tase me, bro. The rallying cry that took the Internet by storm is now a funny road sign. Get it on a t shirt, poster, and other unique gifts. Order today! Or I’ll tase you. Bro.
Let the world know that you will absolutely not stand for — WILL NOT STAND FOR — debilitating electric shocks. This unique design is available on posters, t shirts, sweatshirts, long sleeve t shirts, mousepads, and other funny gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
Posted in Random on Jul 1st, 2010
This one just isn’t working out.
This reality is okay I guess, but it can’t hurt to look for alternative realities. A parallel universe in which you are just a little more funky. Or maybe a lot more funky. A cooler, more awesome you. With whiter teeth and fresher breath.
Why not let the world know you’re looking for greener pastures in other parallel worlds? A great gift idea for nerds, geeks, scientists, physics majors, physicists, astrophysicists, sci fi enthusiasts, and stoners. This unique design is available on posters, t shirts, sweatshirts, long sleeve t shirts, mousepads, and other geek gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
Posted in Random on Jul 1st, 2010
Some people should come with a warning. Here it is.
Do you have an angry husband? Angry wife? Angry father? Or just one angry mutha? If you or someone you know has anger management issues, please seek professional help, but in the meantime here is one anger management technique you can try.
With this helpful sign, other people will know that they are dealing with someone with anger issues. I think I’ll send one to Rush Limbaugh…and Dick Cheney…and Kim Jong-il…and a few other people. Maybe I can get a group discount.
