Right Wing Must Turn Left
Posted in Politics on Jun 13th, 2011
Um…reality is back this way…
Are you sick and tired of the disproportionate amount of media attention attained by Tea Party lunatics — yes, lunatics — especially when most of them probably cannot spell “disproportionate” or “attained,” or use those terms correctly in a complete sentence?
Do you sometimes refer to John Boehner as “John Bone-Head?” Is Ron Paul the “Wrong Pol” for you? Do you consider Sarah Palin to be a real “Palin-The-Arse?” Do you own an autographed picture of Alan Dershowitz? Do you believe that Glenn Beck is the antichrist? Would you like to see Ann Coulter burned at the stake?
Do you base your coffee purchases on fair labor practices, sustainable agricultural practices, and rain forest preservation? Have you boycotted at least one company or industry in the past month? Do you pay extra for free-range chicken and avoid farm-raised fish? Do you actually like tofu?
Do you view displays of patriotism as the gateway to fascism? Do you consider the Pledge of Allegiance to be a form of child abuse? Do you believe that torture is wrong, except when it comes to Rush Limbaugh? Did you think it was wrong to celebrate the death of Osama Bin Laden because, after all, he was just a product of his environment?
Well then, comrade, this sign is for you. Wear it to your next atheist discussion group, Harvard or Berkeley extension school lecture, Greenpeace rally, vegetarian cooking class, or just whenever you feel like antagonizing others sparking a lively discussion.
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