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Thanks for the warning…

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Is your life inappropriate for young children? Does it involve intense battle sequences, sensuality, bad language, and some smoking? Any crude language, irreverent humor, or brief drug references? What about sexuality, drug and alcohol content, reckless behavior, graphic violence, or brief nudity?

Do aliens occasionally burst from your chest? Do you think it’s okay to get out the ax when your wife locks herself in the bathroom with your psychic son? Do you refer to your friends as “droogs,” and commit acts of violence while performing “Singing in the Rain?” Do you like the smell of napalm in the morning? Is your name David Lynch?

If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, you should probably come with some sort of warning. Lucky for you, we have you covered.

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Dum dum dum dum…

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You’re having a great time at the beach, frolicking with the harbor seals, when you hear people screaming something from the shore. And there’s some guy with a cello who keeps playing the same two notes over and over again. Suddenly the seals are gone and you find yourself face to face with one of the most terrifying creatures on Earth — Rush Limbaugh in a Speedo.

Okay, it’s not Rush Limbaugh, it’s a great white shark. As you swim for your very life, the guy with the cello plays faster and faster. Let’s face it, you’re in serious trouble, chum. (Get it? Chum?). It’s the soundtrack to your death, and when it gets to the part where the tuba kicks in, you’re shark meat. Oh, crap!

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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water…

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When John Williams first demonstrated his idea for the Jaws theme to Steven Spielberg, playing just the two notes on a piano, Spielberg was said to have laughed, thinking it was a joke. But it became probably the most recognizable piece of suspense music of all time.

All you have to do is start chanting, “Dum-dum dum-dum dum-dum dum-dum,” and everyone knows it’s Jaws. That’s right up there with other lyric-less classics such as the theme from The Twilight Zone (doo-doo doo-doo, doo-doo doo-doo) and the Wedding March (da-da da-dum, da-da da-dum).

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Buy this, you must.

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Funny road signs, a Jedi must wear. A quote from Yoda, this is. Buy it, you must, hmmmm? Cool, you will be…yes… Awesome, people will think you are. Tired of speaking like this, I am.

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