When I was alone with Ms. Lewinsky on certain occasions in early 1996, and once in early 1997, I engaged in conduct that was wrong. These encounters did not consist of sexual intercourse. They did not constitute sexual relations, as I understood that term to be defined at my January 17th, 1998 deposition.
– Bill Clinton’s testimony before the Office of the Independent Counsel prosecutors investigating the President’s relationship with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky
This one is for you, Bill. Depending, of course, on what the meaning of the word “is” is.

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