Funny road and highway signs on t-shirts, posters, & more
Sep 3rd, 2010 by dhoyle
Show me your papers.
Welcome to Arizona, home of the Grand Canyon, dry heat, and a new law to combat illegal immigration. It’s absolutely foolproof, so there’s NO WAY it could result in racial profiling. But just for the heck of it, show me your papers. Papers, please. Schweinhund.
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Sep 3rd, 2010 by dhoyle
Just grind it out.
When it gets hard, you need to use your big tight end and keep grinding away until you score. Just blast it right up the middle. Really open up that hole and pound it through. Then take a shower.
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Aug 29th, 2010 by dhoyle
Buy this, you must.
Funny road signs, a Jedi must wear. A quote from Yoda, this is. Buy it, you must, hmmmm? Cool, you will be…yes… Awesome, people will think you are. Tired of speaking like this, I am.
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Aug 26th, 2010 by dhoyle
It’s the hottest club around.
Glee club? Debate Team? DECA? Get real. Radiation Club blows them all away. We’re talking deadly ionizing radiation here. Alpha particles, Beta particles, Gamma rays. Cell damage. Cancer. Radiation Club RULES.
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Do you positively radiate sex appeal?
Are you so hot you should come with a warning sign? Do you emit high doses of sex radiation, with drooling as one of the side effects? Do stars fall from the sky every time you walk by? Then this is the sign for you, Mr. or Ms. Tasty.
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Aug 17th, 2010 by dhoyle
Don’t fear the cowbell, either.
This versatile design will work for you whether you’re highly religious, a total bad-ass, or just a fan of Blue Oyster Cult. If you’re a highly religious bad-ass who likes Blue Oyster Cult, please seek professional help.
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Note: this sign is not intended to promote or encourage suicide. If you are considering suicide, please seek help.
You should also seek more cowbell:
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Aug 12th, 2010 by dhoyle
Unless you are in fact a cow, and in a loving, committed bovine relationship.
If one pauses to reflect on the physical aspects of a human being giving birth to a full-grown cow, one can see what this phrase alludes to in terms of emotional expressiveness. A fully gestated calf typically weighs between 80-100 pounds at birth, so even having a baby cow would be extremely uncomfortable for most humans. Cowabunga, indeed.
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Aug 9th, 2010 by dhoyle
We really appreciate it.
Let’s face it, people can really suck sometimes. This sign is a gentle reminder that it doesn’t have to be that way. People don’t have to suck. We could try to be…non-sucky. Nice, even. Wouldn’t the world be a better place if we all tried not to suck?
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Aug 7th, 2010 by dhoyle
Another planet would be good.
I don’t care if you’re a Republican, a Democrat, a left-wing subversive, or a right-wing neo-fascist. If you run for elective office, there’s something basically wrong with you. Get some professional help, and please stop with the automated phone calls and commercials that insult our intelligence. GO AWAY.
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Route 666 actually exists in Pennsylvania and New Jersey. Apparently people keep stealing the signs, so it’s hard to keep the route marked. So, as a public service, here’s your route 666 sign. Completely legal. Because you Beast-worshipers are already in enough trouble.
This design is available on posters, t shirts, sweatshirts, long sleeve t shirts, mousepads, and other unique gifts at the Road Sign Fun store.
Aug 4th, 2010 by dhoyle
This is a slideshow combined with animated sequences of the crosswalk sign guy getting run over by various things. The background music is the classic rock song “Signs” by the Five Man Electrical Band. The YouTube video is embedded below, and here are the links:
